ANONIMTROLLHANDLE WITHOUT CAREEST. FIVE MINUTES AGO*
CONTENTS: ONE CATPLEASE KEEP THE BAG.

ANONIMTROLL$ANONIMTROLL

They bought him
an expensive toy.
He chose the bag.

One cat.
Zero thoughts.
Maximum rustle.

A white cat wearing a brown paper bag with a huge trollface grin
Fig. 01 — do not remove packaging.
CERTIFIED
BAG
BEHAVIOR

problem?

PACKING LIST

1 × cat
1 × paper bag
0 × brain cells

looks about right.

A paper bag.
An internet problem.

old-school trolling.
new packaging.
TICKET 01PUMP.FUNget in the bagTICKET 02DEX SCREENERinspect the bagTICKET 03TWITTER / Xspread the rustle

CA: BvKdTR7Zvj8KoynvDyRQ6HEasTuRbKkNVZFtTZf3pump

*the cat does not understand time.
FOUND INSIDE THE BAGPAGE 01 / 01

HOW WE
GOT BAGGED.

A completely made-up origin story.

  1. 01.

    THE VERY EXPENSIVE TOY.

    They bought the cat an expensive toy. He climbed into the delivery bag instead and immediately appointed himself CEO of the bag.

  2. 02.

    A FACE FOR THE OCCASION.

    Someone drew a trollface on the paper. He looked in the mirror, saw absolutely nothing, and approved the rebrand.

  3. 03.

    THE INTERNET GOT BAGGED.

    Now he wanders the internet, knocking seriousness off the table. Complicated question? Paper noises. Big plan? More paper noises.

and that, unfortunately, is the whole plan.

SOME NUMBERS, EVENTUALLY.

THE PAPER TRAIL.

he can't read charts either. ↘
ANONIMTROLL$ANONIMTROLL / SOL
DEMO · NOT MARKET DATAOpen DEX
Still waiting for a trading pair.An illustrative chart. No live prices yet.
An illustrative chart with fictional points, not real market data.
ILLUSTRATION ONLYNO PRICES. NO DATES. JUST A LINE.
Live chart available once the pair address is added.probably needs more paper.

The cat makes no predictions. The cat sits in a bag.